Showing posts with label Unspoken. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Unspoken. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

My Rage Will Not Be Unspoken: Melissa's Unspoken Rant

* Spoiler warning for Unspoken by Sarah Rees Brennan *

Disclaimer Thingy:

I love to complain! Alas, Lee has threatened me with bodily harm if I give out spoilers in my reviews. And since ranting requires something to rant about, I have not been able to fully express my book angst. At last! I have found a loophole! Mwahahaha! Do keep in mind that I am a whiny brat and I am only trying to be funny, but I will probably come off as really annoying. So, forgive me in advance.

My Unspoken Rant:

It all started when Lee and I decided to do another book toss-up. It worked well for both of us the first time. Little did I know what she had in store for me this time. Oh, and may I mention, Lee has yet to read her side of the toss-up. *cough* slacker *cough* You know, Lee is a vengeful wench. This was sabotage. I'll get her back though . . . .

After I finished Unspoken, I threw the book across the room and proceeded to have a tantrum. After I calmed down enough to communicate, I emailed Lee. I may have threatened her with bodily harm and called her "spawn of Satan," but I don't really remember. I think this is revenge for that time I told her I hoped her metabolism would collapse. In my defense, she eats the same crap I do, but she is still a size 0. How messed up is that?!

I have never been so emotionally abused by a book before. I loved and despised it at the same time. It's not fair!!! I don't know whether to give it five stars or one! Most likely 5, but I'm still really angry. I thought Kami was hilarious and sassy, but sometimes I wanted to put her in a meat grinder and feed her to the ducks! She should have been there for Jared! How could she do that?! WHY????? It was not her decision to make!!! He needs her! The worst part is, I can understand why she did it. But, I don't want to understand, I just want to be angry! I can't even explain how distraught I am! The only thing that comes close is screaming like a lunatic. I want to burn this book while simultaneously wanting to worship it. I bet Sarah Rees Brennan gets a lot of joy out of turning her fans into raving lunatics. I wonder if she has to hide away from all those angry readers.

I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU, LEE!!! ARSEHAT!

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Review: Unspoken by Sarah Rees Brennan

Unspoken by Sarah Rees Brennan Unspoken (The Lynburn Legacy #1)
By Sarah Rees Brennan
Publisher:
Random House Children's Books
Format: Hardcover
Source: Library

To Sum It Up: Sorry-in-the-Vale may seem like a sleepy little English town, but in fact it hides some very dark secrets. Its fortunes appear to rise and fall with those of its founding family, the Lynburns, the last of whom left for America seventeen years ago. Now they’ve returned, and Sorry-in-the-Vale resident Kami Glass wants to find out why. Kami has a story of her own that she keeps to herself—her best friend is Jared, the voice in her head that has been with her all of her life. The last thing Kami expects is for Jared to be a real person who shows up in Sorry-in-the-Vale, but that is precisely what happens.

Review: If I could personify my sense of humor in the form of a book, it would be this one. I’ve never encountered a book that so perfectly matched my notion of what’s funny. I had to put Unspoken down several times because I was laughing too hard to continue reading, and out loud at that. And believe me, books don’t make me laugh out loud too often.

So what, exactly, did I find so amusing about this book? The characters, particularly our protagonist, Kami, are just unbelievably witty. The dialogue in the novel crackles with an easy levity that doesn’t feel labored. Of course, what constitutes comedy varies from person to person, and not everyone may think Unspoken is as riotous as I did. But for me, reading this was like meeting a kindred spirit.

Although it was the humor in Unspoken that bowled me over the most, not every aspect of the novel is about laughs and giggles. Something sinister is going on in Sorry-in-the-Vale, and it appears to be connected to the Lynburns, the town’s founding family. The tone of the book effortlessly shifts from light to chilling; it could be very creepy at times, yet without feeling like too much of a departure from the story’s droller moments. I am just in awe of how Sarah Rees Brennan weaved a dark, paranormal tale with hilarity.

I absolutely adored Kami as a protagonist. She possesses a contagious vivacity; I’d love to have her as my best friend in real life. I also loved her journalistic aspirations, though her list of potential stories for the school newspaper that she started up, The Nosy Parker (love that name, too), would be more at home in a supermarket tabloid. Kami was such a delight to read about; she’s smart, funny, determined, and a ton of other adjectives that there isn’t enough room in this review to include.

If Kami is my new fictional best friend, then Jared Lynburn is my new fictional boyfriend. He had me swooning even when he was only the voice in Kami’s head. Like Kami and just about every other character in this book, Jared has a knack for spouting witticisms. He’s also known a lot of pain in his life, and his source of comfort, through their mental connection, has been Kami. It is so, so awkward when Jared and Kami discover that the other is a real person. In a sense, they’ve known each other their entire lives, but at the same time, they don’t know each other at all. This is such an inventive concept, and the novel fully delivers on exploring both sides of sharing a bond like this. You have two young people who have been a part of one another’s lives for as long as they can remember. They’ve weathered tough times together, and yet they’ve never been able to experience being completely alone with their thoughts individually. This is quite different from your average conflict in a YA novel.

And now I must speak of something that still pains me when I think about it: the ending. It is cruel. So very, very, very cruel. I believe my mouth was open in a silent scream afterwards; I was too stunned to make any sound. There should be a support group for readers who’ve finished this book; I know I needed one to help me cope with what happened. Needless to say, I am desperate for the sequel; the story just CANNOT stay like this!

All in All: Despite how it ended, Unspoken was fantastic. I loved the original premise and how quirky the characters were. An ace read in every respect.

Favorite Quotes:

"'Let me reference the mansion again,' Kami said. 'Put the jerk in the south wing, you won't see him for weeks at a time. Or lock him in the attic. The law will not be on your side, but literary precedent will.'" — "Chapter 3: The Secret in the Woods"
"'I knew we should not have brought you,' Mom said. 'The Lynburns built this town on their blood and bones.'
'That was their first mistake,' Jared said. 'They should've built a city on rock and roll.'" — "Chapter 7: You Are Not Safe"
"'Is this true Kami? Are you going out on a date?' Dad asked tragically. 'Wearing that? Wouldn't you fancy a shapeless cardigan instead? You rock a shapeless cardigan, honey.'" — "Chapter 15: Burning or Drowning"